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Close encounters!

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GUYS.

I believe I encountered a UFO whilst riding my bike last night.

I have drawn this photo-realistic evidence as proof – see my arm in the foreground to see how close I came to the creature. Please forward to your nearest FBI or X-Files agent asap!

Unrelated note: People are funny things, hey?

UFO

(PLEASE NOTE: If Gillian Anderson wants to speak about this, please send her to me directly. *swoon*)